jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via fake-mermaid)

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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carefulwiththatthroatroger:

Three words a girl mostly wants to hear: 

I love you

Wanna come backstage?

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frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

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matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

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bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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