glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

"Is your older brother hot"
"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey"
(via 99teen)
shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

morethanaspark:

I admit I’m a bit of a victim in the worldwide system too. But I’ve found my sweet escape when I’m alone with you. 

fall1997:

liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work

FUCK YEAH

lnnea:

my favourite color is cute boys

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

amazingtroyleronfire:

troyeainttouchnogirl:

me when i have my fangirl moments 

connor and tyler are both good examples